This post is dedicated to what we fear, who we fear, and why we fear.
I fear many things, stupid things:
1. Being at Petco in the fish tank aisle and having all the fish tanks break on me...and all the fish would fall on me.
2. Girls who play volleyball.
3. Getting my period during yoga.
4. Being the only one who doesn't understand what's going on.
5. Tubing super fast.
I fear because,
floppy fish are gross, volleyball players are big and have bushy eyebrows, Aunt Flo and gravity aren't friends, I am a control freak, and I hate going fast.
2. SWIMMIN' WITH DA FISHES. (LITERALLY).
3. ACCIDENTALLY SLITTING MY WRIST.
4. ALSO BEING THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND.
5. DRIVING INTO A BIRD.